causeways: (um yeah about that)
So [livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly and I were talking the other day about Ronon Dex and his complete and utter smoking hotness.

A visual aid, for the uninitiated! )

And then we had the following conversation.

[livejournal.com profile] katjad: "what not to wear: dreads."
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: it's a good thing the rest of him is still so smoking hot.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: yeah, really. i mean! i'd still do him.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: well, yes. but i'd def make him tie the dreads back. so they never touched me.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: ahaha. "i'll sleep with you! But i might make you wear a hair condom."
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: OMG YES.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: it's like a shower cap, right. except FOR DREADLOCKS.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: only he ends up looking like the brain.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: i feel much better about ronon as a potential sexual partner now!
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: me too!

And then we started talking about The Dreads as a sentient being, much like The Artist Formerly Known as John Sheppard's Hair, JJ Spice, and wondering what we could name The Dreads.

[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: la sha ronda botique cherelle
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: cherelle!
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: PERFECT. from now on, they are not dreads, they are cherelle.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: they are! i feel much better about ronon as a potential sexual partner now!
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: oh, cherelle. you are so smelly.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: and so gross. cherelle is like, a grungy granola-eating lesbian stuck on a hot man's head.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: who wears tie die.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: and the same pair of birkenstock sandals! SINCE 1978.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: and she drives a really, really old two door volvo that used to be red but is now more an orangey faded color.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: she eats only vegan food. she's thinking of going raw.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: and she smells like asparagus.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: she's got sixteen too many cats and she doesn't really like to clean the cat pans
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: and she keeps trying to make ronon sleep with her type of woman, but it doesn't really work out too well, because they are all EWW PENIS NO.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: well, no. because ew.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: and he is like, but my penis is AWESOME?
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: also, ronon is a little more picky than that
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: he is.

So! MEET CHERELLE. )

In conclusion, the verdict is: We would totally sleep with Ronon Dex.

[livejournal.com profile] katjad: although cherelle still totally has to suit up. sorry, babe.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: oh yeah, well. that's just a given.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: THIS AIN'T NO THREESOME.

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