causeways: (mcsheep: i stomp on them like ants)
Here, have yet another candidate for the Pile of AUs That We Are Too Lazy to Write Ourselves, But That Would Be Really Awesome!

For vague context: [livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly and I have been calling Rodney/John 'McSheep' for approximately 9287374 years (give or take), due to the fact that we kept accidentally typo-ing in that extra 'e'. For specific context: we were talking about Heightmeyer, whom we hate rather more than would really seem necessary:

[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: i want to hit her with a stick.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: we should beat her with sheep!
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: yes! and potatoes.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: i bet sheep!rodney would bite her on the bottom, and then be like, "ewwww now i have that taste in my mouth, WHERE IS JOHN."
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: sheep!john would kick her shins. nawww, sheep!
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: they are even in love as sheep, it's true.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: AHAHAHA, okay, FOR LIKE A SECOND. i pictured RONON as a sheep.
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: AHHH!
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: and he was dirty and, like, BEDRAGGLED. and his poor little wool was all GNARLED and DREADED. because he has been on the run! from another flock! wolves killed his family!
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: . . . OMG.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: he's just looking for some peace!
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: SHEEP!AU.
[livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly: AHAHAHAA. and, like, teyla is from another herd nearby, over a couple of hills, but she likes rodney and john's herd a little better, so she visits a lot. and zelenka was a runt, so he's kind of small and they never shear his neck/head area right, so he's got a bit of wild growth.

This could be TOTALLY GENIUS, am I right?

Ahaha, I just realized: this was really the next logical step after [livejournal.com profile] 1ightning's sheep hustling AU (No Puns Please -- John/Rodney, 4,300 words, NC-17), wasn't it? Rodney doesn't steal sheep anymore! He IS a sheep! ANYWAY.

I sort of hate how very good [livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly and I are at coming up with GENIUS IDEAS FOR STORIES. Same with me and [livejournal.com profile] memphis86, that ho. Our overwhelming laziness/lack of time is SO TRAGIC.

&jensen/snowshoes;
causeways: (spn: dean's peen has been seen)
I thought I was kidding when I commented on the IF IT AIN'T CRACKED, DON'T FIC IT challenge post about writing this, but no, clearly I wasn't:

( Of all the things Dean might have expected to have happen to him in his life, being cursed into a bacterium in a Petri dish with Sam, who is also a bacterium? Yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.

"God," says this huge booming voice from somewhere above Dean. "Fucking bacteria. Just fucking reproduce already!"

"Dude, Sam," Dean says, "maybe that's it. Maybe we have to reproduce to get out of here."
)


AHAHA ANYWAY.

Secret message to [livejournal.com profile] memphis86: I was just staring at the office photocopier and thinking: I sort of want the Nudist!Jared scenario to be a feature-length crack fic, in which there is Angst because Jared doesn't just photocopy his ass, he scans it in, and the .pdf of Jared's naked ass accidentally gets sent to a Very Important Client of Jensen's, and this VIC gets very upset about it all, and Jensen yells at Jared in a fit of pique and Jared thinks he's fired, and then eventually Jensen realizes that Jared (and his perfect ass) are more important than clients, and they have a lot of buttsex. Y/y?
causeways: (spn: just sayin')
So last night [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 and I were chatting about Jared's ass, and as usual it turned into complete and utter crack. And then we had a brilliant idea: What about a crackficathon?

IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT: A CRACKFICATHON

We know everybody's really busy with Big Bang (ahaha, unless you are me and haven't started, oops), but just think! COMMENT CRACK FIC. [livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly and I got this started earlier with a discussion of how Sam keeps Dean's brain in a jar and builds a robot for it like in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and in a little bit here I'm going to go write the fic where Sam and Dean are bacteria in a petri dish and they're forced to mate. GOOD TIMES.

. . . I would really, really like to blame the current level of insanity around here on senior year, but no, I'm pretty sure I was always this crazy. \o/
causeways: (spn: sailor's delight)
I was totally going to wait to update until I was done with my big fat Sweet Charity J2, because I thought I was going to be done with it this weekend, but uhhh, then RL decided to really start sucking. Boo RL friends, boo thesis. No one wants to hear me whine about my thesis, for serious. I spammed [livejournal.com profile] walkawayslowly with one line of it anyway. "It's going to be eighty pages long! In German!" I said, and Merrin was like, "Omg, that is crazy." Which . . . yes. Trying to write Big Bang and my thesis in the same month is soooort of a poor choice.

Anyway, I watched a bunch of the con vids earlier, and wow, I love the Ackles. He is such a nerd! That bodyswap segment! Genius. [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 and I were trying to figure out just how it was that he came to record the studio version of "Crazy Love" with Jason Manns earlier, though. I know we're not the only ones whose reaction to that song is one of CRIPPLING EMBARRASSMENT, much like when the professor in your creative writing class makes you talk about when you first learned about sex. (Not that that happened to me earlier or anything, and it definitely didn't include one of the freshmen reading a short piece about his first time in which he talked about his 'member'. DEFINITELY NOT.) I bet Jensen's just as embarrassed by this whole thing, thinking of just how many people are listening to him sing. OH, THE ACKLES.

Yeah, so, we were trying to decide how this whole thing went down.

[livejournal.com profile] memphis86: ... HE LOST A BET
[livejournal.com profile] memphis86: TO JARED
[livejournal.com profile] memphis86: OR JASON
[livejournal.com profile] memphis86: OR... GOD
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: he lost a bet to GOD.
[livejournal.com profile] memphis86: AHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: God was like SUCK IT UP, J-DOG
[livejournal.com profile] katjad: GO SING ME SOME COUNTRY

That is how it happened, trufax.

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