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I thought I was kidding when I commented on the IF IT AIN'T CRACKED, DON'T FIC IT challenge post about writing this, but no, clearly I wasn't:
( Of all the things Dean might have expected to have happen to him in his life, being cursed into a bacterium in a Petri dish with Sam, who is also a bacterium? Yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.
"God," says this huge booming voice from somewhere above Dean. "Fucking bacteria. Just fucking reproduce already!"
"Dude, Sam," Dean says, "maybe that's it. Maybe we have to reproduce to get out of here." )
AHAHA ANYWAY.
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memphis86: I was just staring at the office photocopier and thinking: I sort of want the Nudist!Jared scenario to be a feature-length crack fic, in which there is Angst because Jared doesn't just photocopy his ass, he scans it in, and the .pdf of Jared's naked ass accidentally gets sent to a Very Important Client of Jensen's, and this VIC gets very upset about it all, and Jensen yells at Jared in a fit of pique and Jared thinks he's fired, and then eventually Jensen realizes that Jared (and his perfect ass) are more important than clients, and they have a lot of buttsex. Y/y?
( Of all the things Dean might have expected to have happen to him in his life, being cursed into a bacterium in a Petri dish with Sam, who is also a bacterium? Yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.
"God," says this huge booming voice from somewhere above Dean. "Fucking bacteria. Just fucking reproduce already!"
"Dude, Sam," Dean says, "maybe that's it. Maybe we have to reproduce to get out of here." )
AHAHA ANYWAY.
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memphis86: I was just staring at the office photocopier and thinking: I sort of want the Nudist!Jared scenario to be a feature-length crack fic, in which there is Angst because Jared doesn't just photocopy his ass, he scans it in, and the .pdf of Jared's naked ass accidentally gets sent to a Very Important Client of Jensen's, and this VIC gets very upset about it all, and Jensen yells at Jared in a fit of pique and Jared thinks he's fired, and then eventually Jensen realizes that Jared (and his perfect ass) are more important than clients, and they have a lot of buttsex. Y/y?
