J2 Family Man snippet!

[causeways]

I leave for the airport in two hours and I am not entirely packed yet. Oops? I mean, I'm mostly packed. That is kind of like being packed! I am also one episode away from having watched all of S1 of SGA (one down, two and a bit to go!). I am beginning to feel like a broken record about my SGA love. DORKLOVE IN OUTER SPACE!

Oh! I suck! I've gotten cards from a bunch of people in the past week or so and have neglected to post about it. nasus221, jamesinboots, anmkosk and jenadamson, you guys all make me squishy inside. ♥

And I told a couple of people I would do this last night, so:

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Jared wakes up with something warm and slightly wet pressing against his mouth. He's hung-over as fuck, but eventually he realizes that the thing on his mouth is someone else's lips. Whatever, Jared can roll with that. He opens his mouth and whoever it is slides her tongue in, licking softly, and cups Jared's jaw with her hand. Even through the hangover it's a damned good kiss, and it takes Jared way longer than it should to notice that the weird sandpaper feeling against his face is stubble and the pressure on his hip is a dick.

"Gyah," Jared says into whoever's mouth it is, scrambling backwards and opening his eyes as he goes. "What the hell is-- Jensen?"

Jensen's looking at him confusedly. "Hey, Jared. You okay?"

Jared openly stares at him. Jensen's in bed with him, and neither of them is wearing a shirt. Jared might have the world's biggest hangover, but it doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out what happened here. How it happened, though. That's a good question. "Jensen, hey," Jared says, pushing the hair out of his eyes. "I thought you were in New York. How'd you end up out here?"

"Huh?" Jensen says, then he groans. "Dude, I knew I shouldn't have let you drink your own bottle of champagne last night, New Year's or no New Year's. Vancouver, not equal to New York. Now come on, we've got like t-minus-two minutes before Annie and Josh wake up, so if we're going to have sex we've got to do it right now."

"If we're going have what?" Jared says, trying to lunge out of the way as Jensen grabs his shoulder.

There's some kind of banging and thumping in the hallway; Jensen sighs and slumps his head down. "Too late," he says against Jared's chest.

"Too late for what?" Jared says, and then he screams: a dog, a little girl and an even littler boy are making straight for the bed.

"Daddy! Papa!" the little girl yells, jumping on top of the comforter.

"Hey, baby girl," Jensen says. The little boy is still standing by the baseboard next to the dog; Jensen reaches down and scoops him up, patting the dog's head as he goes. "How's Josh doing this morning?"

The kid squeals and grins at Jensen as he tickles his stomach, and Jared can't stop staring. "You've got kids?" he says incredulously, firmly backed against the headboard.

Jensen sighs heavily. "Dude, they're your kids too."

"They're my what?"

Jensen quirks an eyebrow at him. "Kids? Spawn?"

"Kids." Jared pretty much falls off the bed in his haste to get out of there. "I'm just, uh. I have to go somewhere. Right now."

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Comments

[aynslee.livejournal.com]

EEEEE! I love that movie. This is great--your AU's are the best! :D

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I love yoooou. Why is it that I SUCK and haven't been pestering you with snippets of this as I write? :( If you want to see (the, uh, nearly 10K that I have thus far . . .) let me know!

[aynslee.livejournal.com]

AHAHAH. You won't believe this, but after dinner I watched The Family Man (thanks to you!) and omg, it was good! :D Cheesy, but fun. :D And your fic is gonna be loads better bc it's J2!!!

I don't know why you suck, lol. You need to be sending it to me, like now! :D *cracks whip* SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT

[causeways.livejournal.com]

*fistpumps* The Family Man is proliferating the WORLD, thanks to me and this fic! :D

But seriously, what ISN'T made loads better by J2??

I am typing up a bunch of stuff I wrote on the plane, and then I will email it to you immediately. Omg, it is 2:46 in the morning. Fucking time zone changes. WHATEVER, I'm not really tired yet; I'll finish this first.

[indigo-blind.livejournal.com]

OMG, I may be kinda flailing from just this little snippet.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Eee, yay!

[loveisimmortal.livejournal.com]

GAH! This makes me want to buy Family Man today at Target. I can't wait to read the whole thing.

Have a safe flight!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I do love that movie. It's so awesome for this time of year too. :D

Thanks! I am back at home safe now! It's 2:29 in the morning and I don't feel anywhere NEAR ready to go to bed yet, omg. Oh dear.

[loveisimmortal.livejournal.com]

I went to Target and they were SOLDOUT! Seriously did everyone on lj go out and buy it from my local Target. I just had no idea Family Man was in such demand.

Time changes the worst, because as soon as you adjust to them, you'll be back on a plane heading back to wherever you came from.

[davidychus.livejournal.com]

Now I need to see this movie. Because I kind of, you know, HAVE NOT AT ALL.

Also, "Daddy! Papa!" just kind of solved my, "If I have kids, what the hell are they going to call us?" dilemma.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I really, really love it. A lot of people don't like it as much because of their hatred for Nicholas Cage, which apparently doesn't apply to me. Like, I don't think he was the hottest guy they could have chosen, but he doesn't BOTHER me, either. But yes, babies and dogs and epic love. It's good times.

YAY!

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww! This is going to be awesome! *clappy hands!*

[causeways.livejournal.com]

<333

[hd-obsession.livejournal.com]

Oh that makes me excited! It sounds awesome!!!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

:D!

[paintmydays.livejournal.com]

xD So awesome!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[anutty1.livejournal.com]

I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE that movie and you writing a J2 version of it just might make my head explode! I can't wait to see this finished!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Yay, I have been waiting for this since it was first on TV and Ang started pestering you!!! :D

*loves*

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Omg, Kath, it is going to be SO MONSTROUS. You do not even know. I am going to break 10K in a minute here, and we are nowhere NEAR the buttsex. :(

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Should I be sorry that that makes me SO HAPPY??

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. There were just blowjobs! And SNUGGLING. Good God, this fic. There is also going to be H/C and like. All sorts of ridiculousness. I kind of hate myself a little for being in love with this fic. THE FINAL SCENE is going to be so intensely . . . omg, I don't even know. It reduces me to babbling.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Babble away! I am squeaking in anticipation!! :D :D :D

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Little baby snippet from what I just wrote!

Jensen shifts up against Jared's side, grabs his face and tilts it down to kiss him. Jensen's mouth tastes like come. Jared doesn't actually mind. They kiss lazily for a long time, mouths moving against each other, until Jared realizes Jensen's kind of been letting him do all the work for a while. He opens his eyes: Jensen's already asleep. Jared smiles against his mouth and pulls the duvet over them both, then pulls Jensen closer to him and closes his eyes again.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

*FLAIL*

I have... no words.

HE KISSED HIM TO SLEEEEEP.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

And it like. ONLY GETS SCHMOOPIER FROM THERE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Or at least, it will, once I write it. Why the hell are we still awake? I am on the East Coast now, so this is a legitimate question. 4:30 in the morning!

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Hee, and here I was thinking, at least Kelly's sane and it's only 1:30 over there!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. Not so much with the 1:30 OR with the sane. *g*

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how much SQUEE I am SQUEEING in anticipation of this. HOMG that movie makes me cry and gives me PANGS. PANGS!!!

And I was also kinda like, whoa, Jared as the Nick Cage character? The director in my head cast him as the wifey/pro-bono lawyer. AHAHAHA. But this looks JUST as awesome!! :D

*tiny English Orphan accent* Please Ma'am, may I have some more?

[causeways.livejournal.com]

IT GIVES ME PANGS TOO OMG. I just think about that movie and my little heart clenches in my chest.

The thing that's funny with this story is that it's not actually an AU. I should maybe have clarified that earlier! It's like, okay. There is an AU within the story, right, where Jared and Jensen are married and have kids, but the real time of the story is just one version of what the future might be like, in which Jared is a bigshot actor who just got Oscar-nominated, and Jensen's working on Broadway, and they kind of drifted apart after Supernatural ended. (Which is SO NOT what I hope happens, but is, y'know. Hypothetically possible, I guess?) And I'm not sticking exactly to the movie, either, even within the AU section: Jensen's a high school drama teacher, not a pro-bono lawyer, and Jared's a local weatherman (because he inexplicably likes it!) and all of this will come out in the fic, hopefully, if I do my job right, but anyway! YAY THE FAMILY MAN.

[thehighwaywoman.livejournal.com]

*glee!* This is so, so awesome! I love it already.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay! :D

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

I am SUCH a failure for not commenting till now, but. EEEE, you're up to 10k???

*bounces gleefully*

Anything you need from me, just holler!

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, yes. It broke 10K last night. And there is still SO MUCH LEFT TO GO, omg.

Will do! <3

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. I'm not familiar with the movie, so this is all new to me, but I'm very intrigued.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

Oh, the movie is good times -- to which I should add, if by 'good times' you mean 'kids and the holidays and realizations of epic love', which I totally do. *g* I'm kind of a little obsessed with this fic. Um. To the tune of, 11,623 words and counting. Omg.

[britomart-is.livejournal.com]

kids and the holidays and realizations of epic love + J2 = very good times indeed.

YAY epic long fic of kidness and ... tinsel, and ... fruitcake!