*fistpumps* The Family Man is proliferating the WORLD, thanks to me and this fic! :D

But seriously, what ISN'T made loads better by J2??

I am typing up a bunch of stuff I wrote on the plane, and then I will email it to you immediately. Omg, it is 2:46 in the morning. Fucking time zone changes. WHATEVER, I'm not really tired yet; I'll finish this first.